Selling my house in this market seemed up to now like such an absurd notion. But considering this particular real estate agency has such an appealing sale's guarantee, I'm seriously reconsidering my original hesitation. Seems that this agency has a "One Stop" philosophy, considering that there are at least two males in the photograph. Nothing like recognizing a nitch market and filling it!
For the love of God, people, it's only been two days and my legs are so week I can hardly standup. They mean what they say and I am worn out. I’m an old man, ya know. What I am doing normally once a week, give or take a few days, is happening everyday. My hands are shaking so much I can hardly post.
OH NO! The door bell just rang. Let me crawl to the door. IT’S THEM!!!! Okay, I’m coming (and the other spelling, too, soon) as fast as I can get there. Be careful, folks, of what you wish for – you might just get it. AAAYYYYYY!!!!
Gosh darn it....and I freakin relisted with Century 21. Crap
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteIf you google MILF realtors, yours is the second site that comes up.
First one is a porn site.....
YOU DA MAN!!
xoxox
christine, that's okay. You can come over to my house and pretend to be my wife and...
ReplyDeletespecial k, I almost made it into the porn industry. As I am hung like a field mouse I can be billed as coffey 'flea fucker' pot.
do *I* get to pick my realtor??
ReplyDeleteSelling my house in this market seemed up to now like such an absurd notion. But considering this particular real estate agency has such an appealing sale's guarantee, I'm seriously reconsidering my original hesitation. Seems that this agency has a "One Stop" philosophy, considering that there are at least two males in the photograph. Nothing like recognizing a nitch market and filling it!
ReplyDeleteOk, now that real estate course lost it's appeal...
ReplyDeleteThe housing market slows, and genius blossoms. It's what makes America great.
ReplyDeleteWhat? MILF Realtors?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteDamn. I fell for this. I should have read the comments first.
For the love of God, people, it's only been two days and my legs are so week I can hardly standup. They mean what they say and I am worn out. I’m an old man, ya know. What I am doing normally once a week, give or take a few days, is happening everyday. My hands are shaking so much I can hardly post.
ReplyDeleteOH NO! The door bell just rang. Let me crawl to the door. IT’S THEM!!!! Okay, I’m coming (and the other spelling, too, soon) as fast as I can get there. Be careful, folks, of what you wish for – you might just get it. AAAYYYYYY!!!!
Hang in there, Coffeypot. I know you have it in you. Well .. maybe not any more.
ReplyDeleteI'm hanging (literally) in there, e.craig. But this puts a new meaning on the term, 'sucked dry.'
ReplyDeleteLOL. OMG. That is too funny!
ReplyDeleteQuestion, though..What do us ladies get?
LOL! Very funny! My Realtor just isn't that cool! (This may be a good thing!)
ReplyDeleteMILF Realtors Good news Mr Jones, they offered you 249,999 on your house, thats almost the whole 250K.
ReplyDeleteMe: Im going to have to refuse that offer.
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