Man Trim and 5 GOOD REASONS I AM GLAD I AM NOT A PENIS

Considering some Man Area Styling?  May I Suggest:

5 GOOD REASONS I AM GLAD I AM NOT A PENIS

1. You're bald your whole life.


2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an asshole.

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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