BAMOPOLY

Want to play?

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything.

No???

Too bad, you're already playing, and you just don’t know it.

And by the way…

You're not winning!

Two Simple Truths of Life

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.
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Vietnam Veterans Welcome Home Day

Don’t forget to wear ORANGE tomorrow, March 30^th. 

On March 30, 1973 all U.S. troops withdrew from Vietnam. Instead of receiving a welcome fitting for the sacrifice they made for this country, the majority of the returning troops were met with criticism and hostility.

The U.S. Senate passed a resolution on March 7, 2011, declaring March 30 “Welcome Home Vietnam Veterans Day.”  The resolution currently awaits a decision by the House.  This day will be recognized across the U.S. as a day of commemoration, a day to pay the proper respect to the veterans who sacrificed so much during the war.

Wearing of the color will also show your support and appreciation for the Vietnam Veterans who did not get it when they came home before.

Thanks, Peeps! I know you would…

Dating Back In The Day

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.  He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.  "Have a seat in the living room.  Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"

"Iced tea, please," Fred said.  Mom brought the iced tea.

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, dance a bit and maybe take a walk on the beach..."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Uh...What? Really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.

"Oh, yes!" the mother continued.  "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother.  "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called The Twist.

Truisms

It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

We have enough “Youth.”  How about a “Fountain of Smart.”

A fool and his money…can throw one hell of a party.

When blonds have more fun, do they know it?

Learn from your parents mistakes; Use Birth Control.

Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

If at first you don’t succeed, then shy diving isn’t for you.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

We were born wet, naked, and hungry…then things go worse.

Red Meat is not bad for you.  Fuzzy Green Meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

You know why a politician is like a banana?

They come in green, turn yellow and then they turn rotten.

I think politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

The reason a politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they pass.

On The Road Again - For The Last Time???

Well, it’s that time again.  The second time in less than a month…this after not transporting for almost a year.

But, alas, this might me my last trip.  The shelter’s I was delivering to in New York have changed some rules that we cannot work with.  

The first one, the one who would take all the puppies we could send, decided to not accept the mothers anymore.  This was one of the conditions Dr. Amber and Faithful Companion Susan insisted upon.  There were also a few other things they decided they didn’t want to comply with, so for the good of the animals, we stopped transporting there.  It’s a shame, too.  But when you have air-heads running something that they know nothing about…well…

The one I am delivering to today have changed their receiving rules.  They want us to quarantine the animals for three weeks before transport.  We cannot afford to feed the dogs for that long.  They are usually sent up within a week of being spayed or neutered.  They are health and ready for a ‘forever home.’  Dr. Amber has pulled dogs from the list because they were not 100% health for transport.  They would make the next trip.

It’s a shame, too.  A couple of weeks ago I delivered 15 grown dogs on Monday morning and they were all adopted by Thursday.  The folks in New York are begging for good dogs.  Hopefully they will revise their requirements.  But they have a new vet working there and he/she/whatever has their own rules.

So Dr. Amber and Faithful Companion Susan are looking for other no-kill shelters to help save a few animals.  Keep your fingers crossed.

If I am able to stay awake tomorrow night, I’ll be nude blogging from the motel.  Otherwise, I’ll see y’all Tuesday night or Wednesday morning.

Chow!

Remember March 24th and 30th VN Vets Days

Don't forget that tomorrow, March 24th, is Vietnam Veteran's Recognition Day.

And

On March 30 visit your local American Legion, AMVET and/or VFW Post to celebrate

WELCOME HOME VIETNAM VETERANS Day.

If you own a bike (that is motorcycle not peddle type) join in on a Veterans Ride in your area.

If you can't visit one of those, you can show your honor and support by wearing ORANGE.

Thanks, Bro's and Welcome Home!

Poor Men!!!

This sound familiar? 

It’s a phase of life all women must go through.

What’s worse is the men have to suffer through it, too.

Innocent men who walk on egg shells, or cower at the thought of making a comment, for fear of arousing the wrath of the beast.

Just saying….