Sunday, March 31, 2013

Michelle Wie Pro Golfer


Michelle Wie - pro golfer.

A matching lavender outfit worth $2000.
A new pair of French sunglasses worth $500.
And NIKE products Endorsements worth $10,000,000.

























That handy gadget to hold her putter... Priceless!!!

(But I wonder how she keeps the slick handle from flying out of her hand.)


Friday, March 29, 2013

Wear Orange On Saturday



















Today is Good Friday (though I believe Jesus would give you an argument over that one) and it’s also ‘Wear The Red (in support of the troops, airmen and sailors) Day’, too.  In fact, every Friday is the day to wear red (see the button over on the left side bar… pay attention out there.) 

But tomorrow…

Saturday, 30 March, is National Welcome Home Vietnam Veterans Day.  It is also a day to wear ORANGE in recognition of the effects of Agent Orange.  Many of our veterans have and are suffering from the effects of that stuff.  Cancers of all kind are directly related to being exposed. 

It was authorized by Adm. Elmo R. “Bud” Zumwalt, USN Ret.  Ironically his son, Elmo R. Zumwalt III died from cancer related to exposure to the Agent Orange his father had authorized.

I wonder why the those the 30 or May to celebrate the guys coming home, though.  The end of the Vietnam War, by official dates, the 30 of April.  It seems that should be the day, but, then, what do I know?  Not much, it seems.

Anywhy, if you run across a Vietnam Vet, give him a hug (if you are female, please) or a handshake from the guys and tell him, “Thank You and Welcome Home.” 

Something they didn’t get back in the day.

That’s all.  Carry on!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Ya Know You Are A Redneck When...



Redneck Coveralls…





















(Just ask for the Georgia Cut…)

Ya know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.