I don't have a tattoo, yet. But a friend sent this one to me, and I can see me having this one done. NOT!   It's almost nasty, isn...

That last post reminded me of a heartwarming story of a man who called home one day from work and his Mexican house keeper answered the phon...

Be careful what you ask for!

A friend sent me an email with a few bumper stickers from a web site called pccaregivers.com. Nekked Lizard Man also mentioned in a comment...

This will explain a great deal about the two different brain thought patterns of men and women. Any thoughts on the subject?

I’m off again. This time I am leaving tonight for two locations in upper New York. I am delivering a load of puppies to the booming metrop...

Thanks to gawilli for sending this to me. It has been around for some time, but it is closer to the truth of Sweet Tea and me. Now you know...

I received this in my email today and, with minor adjustments that are obvious, I am sending it to you for your Monday chuckle. Or to piss ...

UPDATE: I sent this out to some non-blogging friends and Sweet Tea via email. Sweet Tea sent me back a message saying she felt soooo 't...

One of my many admirers, whose numbers can be counted on one hand, emailed this to me. It is soooo me. So, if you can keep your food down,...

The years are really flying by now. I can feel it, too. This is a poem sent to me that might help you to understand me more than any meme...

This is the Whopper Freak-out happily brought to you by Wendy's.

EDIT : Sweet Tea was having a slow moment at work today and sent me this email. She thinks I am on withdrawel after two months of GrannyDot....

My bloging buddy, Nekked Lizard Man , posted some ponderings that keep him awake at night. I found a few more that should really keep him s...

I was tagged by Mary Stebbins Taitt over at No Polar Coordinates to do this meme. It is a List of fours. 1) 4 Jobs you have had: 1. Coca ...

  How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast.   When a Jew is on the swim team.    

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the boys and spent...

I got this from Teri over at Family Tree Junkie. What John Means You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people res...

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. H...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like...