My grandson, J-Man, is growing up; but not just growing, but taking after his Paw Paw (me). We were heading to the North Georgia Fair las...

DEAR MADAM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP. YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY. ...

My blogging friend, Mr Guinness, emailed this to me and I thought it too good not to pass along to my peeps. 1: When I got home last night, ...

I’m sure you people in Ohio are celebrating, and the Banks and the Post Office are closed in honor of this auspicious occasion. Today is Se...

  30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Co...

According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 9,000 people are screwing right now, 2,000 are kissing. 100 are getting head, and 1 lonely fucker is re...

Again I am copying from on of my blogger friends again - Nekked Lizzard. But I only copy the very best and post them to a new mess of peeps...

And from my friend Mary: 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cunference. He acquired his size from too much pi. ...

The Andy Griffith Show was some mighty good tv, folks. One of the cast of characters in Mayberry was The Darlings. The group's real na...

Meet Marvin (Coffeypot) the male answer to Maxine.   How many men does it take to open a beer? None! It should be opened when she brings it...

A woman was standing nude, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband "I fee...

  Sign Posted At The Local Golf Club 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. ...

  A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently ...

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military act...

  Dear Coffeypot: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work in my Volvo 1800 leaving my husband in the house watching th...

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. Th...

I haven’t felt good lately. I got a new PCP and went in to meet him and see if he needed any new test for me. You see, I have been having ...

  After 14 years, OJ (Obscene Jerk) may get what's coming to him. His trial for robbery and kidnapping starts today in Las Vegas, and, i...

I often send out emails with the stuff I post so that my non-blogging friends can get a glimpse into my life and all the weird things that I...

As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical establishment. For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a fem...