tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-314097572024-03-08T05:30:03.476-05:00CoffeypotCoffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.comBlogger2071125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-46420852969580303772021-09-15T22:56:00.001-04:002021-09-15T22:56:14.413-04:00Just Checking In and Remembering<p> It's been awhile since I've posted here. I'm on Blogger every day reading those on the left side's blogs. Y'all should too. There are some great writhers and funny stuff over there.</p><p>I was curious of when I started blogging, so I scrolled back t to the beginning and it shocked me to see that that I stared back in 2006. It seems at times longer and then like it was yesterday. I read a few of my earlier post and the did bring back memories... of old blogging friends now gone one way or another; a different time in life that was, it seems now, easier and simple - though it wasn't.</p><p>I will be surprised if anyone even reads THIS post.</p><p>Oh well. I guess I'll go back to Facebook... as soon as I get out of FB Jail for posting my feelings and the truth.</p><p>Maybe I'll be back one day...</p>Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-34649610470335499212019-08-22T11:50:00.001-04:002019-08-22T11:50:22.145-04:00Moments of Clarity<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">Sometime Others Have Moments of Clarity; I don’t!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during
the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind, every part of this rocket was
supplied by the lowest bidder. <span class="textexposedshow">- John Glenn<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">America is the only country where a significant proportion
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">Having more money doesn't make you happier. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">We are here on earth to do good unto others. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What the others are here for, I have no idea. -
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and
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<span style="color: #1d2129;">I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and
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<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-34574468477910141442019-07-03T13:23:00.001-04:002019-07-03T13:23:47.768-04:00Harley Davidson's Declining Sales<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies, for which no jobs are
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<b>9. Allergic to fresh air.</b><br />
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<b>10. Pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.</b><br />
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<b>14. Too dangerous to take selfies while riding.</b><br />
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<b>15. Don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.</b><br />
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<b>16. Don't have power steering or power brakes.</b><br />
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<b>20. Could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.</b><br />
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<b>21. Might scare their emotional support dog, then the dog would need
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<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-67538758881635654632019-05-27T10:01:00.001-04:002019-05-27T10:01:32.391-04:00Memorial Day 2019<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Thank you for your service and sacrifice, fellow veterans. </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Rest In Peace, we who are left now have the watch.</span></b></div>
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<span style="background: white;">2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men
in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be
along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All
y'all's" is plural possessive.</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the
humidity". And the collat<span class="textexposedshow">eral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."<br />
<span class="textexposedshow">5. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody
cares.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll
cool down-in December.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Jeep,
Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do
something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">9. The value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">10. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two
lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling
burgers and hot dogs outdoors.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take
into account for Ga.Tech, UGA or Navy Football games. </span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">13. Everything is better with 1000 Island or ranch
dressing.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we
will sit there until we die.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to
pass. </span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our
music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their
heart.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of
saying you're an idiot.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">18. No matter what kind: sprite, coke, Pepsi,
mountain dew, it isn't called soda or pop. It’s all called coke</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">19. If you don't like the weather in Georgia, wait
15 minutes, it will change</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com90tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-55364550753162357432018-06-27T19:25:00.002-04:002018-06-27T19:25:22.580-04:00Hints to HelpOkay, I'm back again, all safe and sound. You can call off the search squads, the police and the FBI. I just didn't have much to say, but I did read all those on the side bar everyday. You should, too. There is some might good posting going on over there.<br />
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So, for today, I didn't want to post on all the stuff going on all over the world... though I did read that there is a movement to get rid of Maxine Waters in the Senate. I saw these hints to make life a little easier and though you would like them, too. No thanks necessary, but comments would be appreciated.<br />
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said to prepare for the worst. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So, I
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do women mostly have curly hair? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Apparently
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in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.<br />
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There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.<br />
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they do drive
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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is
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people-porn, you sick bastard.”<br />
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A buddy of mine just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her
twin. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I said "How can you tell them
apart?" <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He said, "Her
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The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards
the floods in Pakistan. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I said we would
love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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to Betsy!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Gee Whillikers!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jumping
Jehoshaphat!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Holy
Moley!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">We
were ‘in like Flynt’ and ‘living the life of Riley’', and even a regular guy
couldn’t accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Not
for all the tea in China!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Back
in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when’s the last time anything was
swell?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Swell
has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers,
fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal pushers...AND DON'T FORGET...
Saddle Stitched Pants<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Oh,
my aching back! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Kilroy was here, but he
isn’t anymore.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">We
wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, “Well,
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” or, “This is a ‘fine kettle of fish” they are all
gone!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">We discover
that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen,
have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our
keyboards.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Poof, go the words of our
youth, the words we’ve left behind<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">We
blink, and they’re gone.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Where
have all those great phrases gone?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Long
gone:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Pshaw,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The
milkman did it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Hey!
It’s your nickel.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Don’t
forget to pull the chain.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Knee
high to a grasshopper.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well,
Fiddlesticks!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Going
like sixty.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’ll
see you in the funny papers.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Don’t
take any wooden nickels.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Wake
up and smell the roses.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It
turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has
liver pills.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>("Carter's Little
Liver Pills" are gone too!)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">We of
a certain age have been blessed to live in changeable times.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For a child each new word is like a shiny
toy, a toy that has no age. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We at the other
end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there are words that
once did not exist and there were words that once strutted their hour upon the
earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective memory.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It’s one
of the greatest advantages of aging.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Leaves
us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">See
ya later, alligator, Okidoki, and so many more that have slipped my memory, too.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">WE
ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE FABULOUS 40/50'S.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">NO
ONE WILL EVER HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY AGAIN.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">GOD
GAVE US ONE OF OUR MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">............OUR
MEMORIES........<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Sadly,
though, for some of us, that too is beginning to fade!!! :-(<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-160529649930931982018-03-13T20:47:00.001-04:002018-03-13T20:47:18.143-04:00What It Means To Be Irish<br />
Sounds about right...<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt;">Dear Leftist, Good-for-Nothing, media:</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt;">1. You said nothing when Obama used drone strikes to execute people abroad.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">2. You said nothing about Russia for 50 years until Trump was inaugurated.<br />3. You said nothing about Hillary's campaign manager's brother
being paid $175,000 to lift U.S. sanctions on Russia.<br />4. You said nothing when Obama engaged in military interventionism
in Libya without Congressional approval.<br />5. You said nothing when Obama greatly expanded presidential power through
the use of Executive Orders.<br />6. You said nothing when Obama filled his White House with
lobbyists after he said he wouldn't.<br />7. You said nothing when Obama gave 47 of his fundraisers Administration
jobs.<br />8. You said nothing about the murders and rapes at the hands of
illegal immigrants.<br />9. You said nothing when Hillary's net worth rose over $100
million as Secretary of State, in part, because her husband took
money from foreign governments.<br />10. You said nothing after Obama's net worth rose over $10
million as President.<br />11. You said nothing when Obama's Justice
Dept. wiretapped/surveilled reporters such as James Rosen and the AP.<br />12. You said nothing when Obama restricted immigration 6
times with Executive Orders.<br />13. You said nothing when Obama set a record for deportations.<br />14. You said nothing when Bill Clinton met Loretta Lynch on
the airport tarmac during the Clinton investigation.<br />15. You said nothing when Hillary was fed debate questions.<br />16. You said nothing when Obama and Hillary lied about a video
and Benghazi<br />17. You said nothing when Obama's IRS abused the rights of taxpayers.<br />18. You said nothing when Obama's White House held meetings with
lobbyists in coffee shops near White House to avoid disclosure requirements.<br />19. You said nothing when Eric Holder sold the guns you hate
to criminals and some were used to kill Americans.<br />20. You said nothing when the Clinton's took White House property.<br />21. You said nothing when Hillary laughed off defending a child-rapist.<br />22. You said nothing when Hillary lied about her private use of
a private email server as Secretary of State.<br />23. You said nothing when Janet Reno, under Bill Clinton, used a
tank to kill the Branch Davidians.<br />24. You said nothing when, on May 13, 1985, a bomb was dropped on
a row house in Philadelphia to uproot the black liberation group
known as Move, resulting in a fire that eventually burned down 61
houses, killed 11 people (including five children) and injured dozens.<br />25. You said nothing when Elian Gonzales was forcibly deported
using guns.<br />26. You said nothing when George Soros paid protesters to burn
parts of Ferguson.<br />27. You said nothing about states' rights until Trump's
Executive orders on immigration.<br />28. You said nothing about Obama's smoking.<br />29. You said nothing about the record numbers of people
on government assistance.<br />30. You said nothing about the number of part time and low paying
jobs under the Obama recovery.<br />31. You said nothing when Obama had SWAT teams raid a Gibson
guitar factory and seize property, on the purported basis that Gibson
had broken India's environmental laws - but no charges were filed.<br />32. You said nothing when Obama claimed that the Fort Hood
shooting was "workplace violence" rather than terrorism.<br />33. You said nothing when Obama ended some terror asylum restrictions, by
allowing asylum for people who provided only "insignificant" or
"limited" material support of terrorists.<br />34. You said nothing when the national debt doubled under Obama.<br />35. You said nothing when 9 times the Supreme Court unanimously
overturned Obama's expansive use of Executive Power.<br />36. You said nothing when Obama dismissed charges filed by
the Bush Administration against New Black Panther Party members who
were videotaped intimidating voters at a Philadelphia polling station
during the 2008 election.<br />37. You said nothing when Obama released Guantanamo detainees who
then went back to kill Americans.<br />38. You said nothing when Obama unilaterally changed Congressional
law by Executive Order.<br />39. You said nothing when Obama fired an inspector general after
investigating an $850,000 AmeriCorps grant received by a nonprofit
run by former NBA star and Obama supporter Kevin Johnson.<br />40. You said nothing about the 36 Obama's executive office staffers that
owed $833,970 in back taxes<br />41. You said nothing when Obama Killed four Americans
overseas in counter-terrorism operations without a judicial process.<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">So NOW
you are voicing your objections about five months of Trump. I'm sorry...
we can't hear you because you said NOTHING before!!! </span></div>
Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-15404527999174946212017-02-16T16:31:00.000-05:002017-02-16T16:32:40.883-05:00The Conspiracy of Getting Old <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">This
is happening right here in our own country!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
We must put a stop to this immediately!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br />
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper, groceries are heavier, and,
everything is farther away?<span class="apple-converted-space"> And y</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;">esterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to
discover how long our street had become!</span></span><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">People are
less considerate now, especially the young ones.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> They speak in whispers all the time,
and if you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly
mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>What do they think I am, a lip
reader?<span class="apple-converted-space"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> On the other hand, people my own age
are so much older than I am.<span class="apple-converted-space"> Why, </span>I
ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't
even recognize me.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I got to
thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in
doing so,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>I glanced at my own
reflection.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> Well, REALLY NOW -
even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Everyone
drives so fast these days!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> You're
risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> All I can say is, their brakes must
wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view
mirror.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Clothing
manufacturers are less civilized these days, too.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> Why else would they suddenly start
labeling a size 32 waist pant as a size 40?
Do they think no-one notices?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: inherit , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The people
who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Do they think I actually believe
the number I see on that dial?<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>HA!
I would never let myself weigh that much.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Just
who do these people think they're fooling?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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call up someone in authority to report what's going on. But even the telephone company is in on the
conspiracy. They've printed the phone
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something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful
indignities. And if God wanted us to pop
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THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY
STOPPED!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a
trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by
the name of Dorothy. As it were, Dot Com
was a comely woman; large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed,</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"> <b>she was often
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">And she said unto Abraham, her husband,
"Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou
canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">And Abraham did look at her as though she were
several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How is this
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all
the towns and drums in between the towns to send</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"> <b>messages saying what you have for sale. And they will reply telling you who hath the
best price. The sale can be made on the
drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."</b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and they were an
immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at top price,
without ever having to move from his tent.</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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overhearing what the drums were saying,</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"> <b>Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers
knew. It was known as</b> <b>Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she
also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to the People
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as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic
Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was
so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no
one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer,
Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that
would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drumsticks.</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have
started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel,
or eBay as it came to be known, and said, "We need a name that reflects
what we are."</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew
Owner Operators." (YAHOO). And because it was Dot's idea, they named
it YAHOO Dot Com.</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young
Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's
drums to locate things around the countryside.</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide
to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">That is how it all began. And that's the truth.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">And Al Gore has been taking credit for this for
years…</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">I would not make up this stuff. Honest</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-39074335117441312022017-01-25T00:30:00.000-05:002017-01-25T00:30:11.450-05:00MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: "Helvetica",sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: "Helvetica",sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all the time. Phone conversations are
over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
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suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles
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years, maybe decades. You only have to
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for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
matter how your legs look. You can 'do'
your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping
for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change
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retirement is the extra time one has to just think, which leads to questions.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 107%;"><span style="font-size: large;">So, I am 72 years old
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<span style="background: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 107%;"><span style="font-size: large;">I still haven't found
out who let the Dogs Out...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 107%;"><span style="font-size: large;">Where's the beef...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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two, there are those of you who do need an excuse, or a reason to justify
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I
drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into
the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and
dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"If all you had to look forward to was
sleeping with Lady Bird you'd stay drunk too." - <i>Lyndon B. Johnson</i></span><span style="color: #222222; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"When I read about the evils of drinking, I
gave up reading." - <i>Paul Horning</i></span><span style="color: #222222; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." - <i>H. L. Mencken</i></span><span style="color: #222222; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"Without question, the greatest invention
in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
nearly as well with pizza." - <i>Dave Barry</i></span><span style="color: #222222; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Remember "I" before "E,"
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support
Group. Salvation in a can! - <i>Leo
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">One night at <i>Cheers</i> (TV
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...</span><span style="color: #222222; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"> </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as
a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can
only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine! That's why you always feel
smarter after a few beers."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Why is
Facebook more important than my blog? I
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on the port side.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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still posting on your blogs instead of Facebook? Both types have stupid rules and laws. Is it because you can post larger post with the
ability to post more than one picture and place that picture where you want it
to enhance your story/blog? Makes sense
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Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-54074226585112214532016-08-11T17:06:00.003-04:002016-08-11T17:08:04.396-04:00Observations Of Old Age<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I’ve posted anything, so I thought I would throw this one up just to let you
know I am still around and that I do drop by daily to read the peeps on the
left side blog roll. Sometimes several
times a day. So I hope you get as big a
kick out of these as I did.<o:p></o:p></b></span></div>
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<span style="background: white;">Things I have noticed and figured out… If walking
is good for your health,</span> <span style="background: white;">the
postman would be immortal.</span> <span class="textexposedshow">A whale swims all day, only eats</span> <span class="textexposedshow">fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.</span> <span class="textexposedshow">A rabbit runs,
and hops, and only</span> <span class="textexposedshow">lives15 years, while a
tortoise doesn't run, and does mostly</span> <span class="textexposedshow">nothing,
yet it lives for 150 years. And they
tell us to</span> <span class="textexposedshow">exercise? I don't think so.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span class="textexposedshow">Now that I'm older, here's what</span> <span class="textexposedshow">I've discovered:</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">1. I started out with nothing, and</span> <span class="textexposedshow">I still have most of it.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed</span> <span class="textexposedshow">with prunes and all-bran.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">3. Funny, I don't remember being</span> <span class="textexposedshow">absent-minded.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">4. Funny, I don't remember being</span> <span class="textexposedshow">absent-minded.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">5. If all is not lost, then where</span> <span class="textexposedshow">the heck is it?</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">6. It was a whole lot easier to get</span> <span class="textexposedshow">older, than it was to get wiser.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">7. Some days, you're the top dog,</span> <span class="textexposedshow">some days you're the hydrant.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">8. I wish the buck really did stop</span> <span class="textexposedshow">here; I sure could use a few of them.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">9. Kids in the back seat cause</span> <span class="textexposedshow">accidents.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">10. Accidents in the back seat</span> <span class="textexposedshow">cause kids.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">11. It is hard to make a comeback</span> <span class="textexposedshow">when you haven't been anywhere.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">12. The world only beats a path to</span> <span class="textexposedshow">your door when you're in the bathroom.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">13. If God wanted me to touch my</span> <span class="textexposedshow">toes, he'd have put them on my butt.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">14. When I'm finally holding all</span> <span class="textexposedshow">the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">t15. It is not hard to meet expenses, they're
everywhere.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">16. The only difference between a</span> <span class="textexposedshow">rut and a grave is the depth..</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">17. These days, I spend a lot of</span> <span class="textexposedshow">time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">something, and then wonder what I'm "here
after".</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">18. Funny, I don't remember being</span> <span class="textexposedshow">absent-minded.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">19. It is a lot better to be seen</span> <span class="textexposedshow">than viewed.</span><br />
<span class="textexposedshow">20. Have I sent this message to you</span> <span class="textexposedshow">before... or did I get it from you?</span><o:p></o:p></b></span></div>
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<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-86008930972423841282016-03-30T11:03:00.000-04:002016-03-30T11:03:20.663-04:00VV Day 2016<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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date at all. Hell, even Puerto Rico
celebrates the day on 30 March since 2009. And what's with Hawaii? Many vets spent R&R there with their girlfriends, wives and family. Take the money but stay PC.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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44 years since we (the US) pulled out of that beautiful shit-hole of a country. Over fifty eight thousand young lives lost
because LBJ and Congress didn’t have any balls, yet our men and women fought
bravely and honorably only to come home to ridicule, though I have yet to meet
a man who was actually spit on – not to say it didn’t happen. Just not as often as the public seems to
thing. They did get dirty looks and some
comments, but no spitting. And the worst
only came if there was a demonstration outside the airport, which rarely happened.
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Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-16393476311409698622016-03-16T12:23:00.003-04:002016-03-16T12:24:43.660-04:00Some Wednesday Patriotic Poster For Ya <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-62340277469994427982016-03-15T20:45:00.002-04:002016-03-15T20:46:45.307-04:00Golfing Quotes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the
ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">2. I was three over
today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool. ~
George Brett<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">3. Actually, the only
time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do
that. ~ Jim Murray<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">4. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart
never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">5. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're
not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">6. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers
for par. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">7. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play
on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and
he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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the tree. ~ Brian Weis<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">10. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded
putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">11. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and
you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">12. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are
two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben
Hogan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">13. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of
the time, you're the best. ~ Jack Nicklaus<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">14. The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's
almost a law. ~ H. G. Wells<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">15. I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my
prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">16. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's
recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">17. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on
a rake. ~ Henny Youngman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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the wrong golf ball. ~ Jack Lemmon</span></div>
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;">19. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my
ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. ~ Lee
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<br />Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-48099992429608686322016-03-12T18:17:00.002-05:002016-03-12T18:17:35.735-05:00Kids Before The 70's<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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First, we survived being born to some mothers<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>who
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They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get
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when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.<br />
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seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.<br />
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one bottle and no one actually died from this.<br />
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with real white sugar.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span> And, we
weren't overweight. WHY?<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Because we were always outside
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We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back
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No one was able to reach us all day. And, we were O.K.<br />
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We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them
down the hill, only to find out<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>we
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We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's and X-boxes.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>There were no video games, no 150
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We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>and there were no lawsuits from these
accidents.<br />
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We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us
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We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and
tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out
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Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with
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These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers
and inventors ever.<br />
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The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>We had freedom, failure, success and
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now days protest and destroy property if they don’t get what they want or demand. And they do it because they never learned to
deal with problems or simply because they can with no danger of punishment. Nope!
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If YOU are one of our generation, CONGRATULATIONS!<br />
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grandparents were.<i><br />
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their desks for doing daily reports.<br />
2016 - Everyone has an internet access computer, and they wonder why
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girls on airplanes to remind us of home.<br />
2016 - They put the real thing in the cockpit.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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2016 - If you get drunk they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - You were taught to aim at
your enemy and shoot him.<br />
2016 - You spray 500 bullets into the brush, don't hit anything, then retreat
because you're out of ammo.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - Canteens were made of
steel, and you could heat coffee or hot chocolate in them.<br />
2016 - Canteens are made of plastic, you can't heat anything in them, and they
always taste like plastic.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - Officers were professional
soldiers first and they commanded respect.<br />
2016 - Officers are politicians first, and beg not to be given a wedge.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - They collected enemy
intelligence and analyzed it.<br />
2016 - They collect your pee and analyze it.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - If you didn't act right,
the Sergeant Major put you in the brig until you straightened up.<br />
2016 - If you don't act right, they start a paper trail that follows you
forever.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - Medals were awarded to
heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.<br />
2016 - Medals are awarded to people who work at headquarters.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - You slept in barracks like
a soldier.<br />
2016 - You sleep in a dormitory like a college kid.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - You ate in a mess hall,
which was free, and you could have all the food you wanted.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">2016 - You eat in a dining facility, every slice of
bread or pad of butter costs, and you better not take too much.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - We defeated powerful
countries like Germany and Japan.<br />
2016 - We come up short against Iraq and Afghanistan.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - If you wanted to relax, you
went to the rec center, played pool, smoked and drank beer.<br />
2016 - You go to the community center, and you can play pool.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - If you wanted beer and
conversation you went to the NCO or Officers' Club.<br />
2016 - The beer will cost you $2.75, membership is forced, and someone is
watching how much you drink.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - The Exchange had bargains
for soldiers who didn't make much money.<br />
2016 - You can get better and cheaper merchandise at Walmart.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - We could recognize the
enemy by their Nazi helmets.<br />
2016 - We are wearing the Nazi helmets. </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - We called the enemy names
like "Krauts" and "Japs" because we didn't like them.<br />
2016 - We call the enemy the "opposing force" or
"aggressor" because we don't want to offend them.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - Victory was declared when
the enemy was defeated and all his things were broken.<br />
2016 – We haven’t a clue as to what victory is or what it takes to achieve it.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - A commander would put his
butt on the line to protect his people.<br />
2016 - A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;">1945 - Wars were planned and run
by generals who knew how to fight and win.<br />
2016 - Wars are planned by politicians who haven’t a clue about fighting
or winning.</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 107%;">1945 - We were
fighting for freedom, and the country was committed to winning.<br />
2016 - We don't know what we're fighting for, and the government is<br />
committed to social programs and political correctness, and our real enemy is
global warming.<br />
</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><br />
1945 - All you could think about was
getting out and becoming a civilian again.<br />
2016 - </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%;">All you can think about is getting out and becoming
a civilian again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 18.6667px; line-height: 19.9733px;">Take me back to the good old days.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 18.6667px; line-height: 19.9733px;"><br /></span></span>Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31409757.post-16223233911990864432015-10-15T09:57:00.000-04:002015-10-15T09:57:02.406-04:00Male Columnist<span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Why Men Should Never Be Advice Columnists:</strong></span><br />
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