If I were to be buried this is the head stone I would like to have before I meet my maker.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
I love the headstone! Military guys always have a good sense of humor. :) I got an email like this the other day only it was for women.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Most guys can't handle ONE good woman, never mind five.
ReplyDeleteI guess the only happier guy is the one who makes custom-fitted lady's saddles.
ReplyDeleteHeaven help you if two or more of the four ever meet.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for us, it's always better to be lady #4.
ReplyDeleteWow, somebody made my headstone already.
ReplyDeleteGreat headstone! Hee hee!
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