A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, “Excuse me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbt, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice, “I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”
that is funny, I do not care who you are.
ReplyDeleteViperous humor.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Thanks for the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeletesuch a cute picture, did not see the punchline coming!
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Sarge and Airman Mom, I got a real chuckly out of this and, no, I didn't see the pucnhline coming.
ReplyDeleteBD, I thought it was kind of HAREY myself.
Biddy, that's my intention, as always (mostly, sometimes, kinda...)
If cook the right way, Wabbits taste like chicken...
ReplyDeleteCI, It just takes so many of them to make a meal. When I was growing up we had to hunt to help feed the family. We weren't poor, but we didn't have enough money to waste any shells, so before I shot the rabbit I had to run along side of it and feel if it had enough meat to make it worth the shot.
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