Read the sales pitch!
Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his street name,'Holy Shit.'
that is good
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I would adopt Jethro in a heartbeat! Creative writing skills are certainly displayed in the ad, very funny!
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Get the dog out of the way. I want to see what the owner looks like.
ReplyDeleteMr. R, I can see you are more interested in a little pussy than a big dawg.
ReplyDeleteOh, and you move the damn dog...I ain't touching him.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who has a horse with a funny name. It is WHOA DAMMIT. HATE TO MEET THAT DOG.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea. If there's nothing left, who can sue you?
ReplyDeleteCute dog. Too bad she can't afford him anymore. I hope she finds a good owner who will love and enjoy him.
ReplyDeleteYup..love it.
ReplyDeleteI put that puppy in my front seat and my tips increase %25 immediately ...ok , where is the phone # ? LOL
ReplyDeleteKing, wow, a real New York Dare Devil. Checked your blog and I wonder how, if you have a full time job and drive a hack, do you have time to read all 11,000 sites on your blog roll. Amazing!
ReplyDeleteGlad you stopped by and come again anytime. Just stick your head in and say hello.