On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who in the hell did you lend it to, and for how long?'
bada dum!
I have a million of them folks, a million and I'll be here all week.
Hello!! This thing on? You out there?
Ingrates‘!
lol That is one I haven't heard yet, I will have to remember it ;)
ReplyDeleteSuvvyGirl, I liked the blond eating the banana better.
ReplyDeleteAM is blonde and has no comment ;)
ReplyDelete~AM
LOL! :-D
ReplyDeletecute!
Don't quit your day job.
ReplyDeleteThis blonde walks into a bar in Baghdad.....
and it blew up.
Blond needs some quick cash, goes into a wealthy neighborhood and starts knocking on doors looking for odd jobs. A guy asks if she'll paint the porch for 50 bucks. She agrees.
ReplyDeleteHour later she knocks on the door looking to get paid. Guy says " you're done already? That was fast!"
She replies that she is, all painted inside and out. Guy pays her and as she's leaving she says,
"Um, by the way? Like, it's not a porch, its a Lexus"
I'm blond so I can tell those with impunity, right?
heh thats a new one i havent heard yet :D
ReplyDeleteyou should have saved that one for that season. I've got to remember that one!!
ReplyDeleteMy yearly joke at that time of the year is the one about the wife who gave up sex for lent... and her husband didn't find out until Easter.
A blonde, an irishman and a black man walk out of a bar.........
ReplyDeletewell, it COULD happen.
So you know my x sil then...?
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