Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Bride Is A Boob

Imagine the following:


You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.

You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait. The photographer gives the signal and you and your bride open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity...




17 comments:

  1. Guess they should have tried a few practice runs in the dress first. Gotta be careful in those strapless numbers.

    Peach Tart is right, good muscles definition too : )

    See? I'm feeling much more cheerful
    today !

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  2. She must have lost a little too much weight before the wedding. (Sadly, the boobs are always the first place it goes.)

    Thanks for helping me out with the blog buttons. I haven't gotten around to trying it yet.

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  3. Peach Tart, Yes They Are!!! Yum, yum.

    Powdergirl, leave her alone. She can stretch all she wants. And even when you aren't cheerful you are adorable.

    kyslp, Loosing weight is good. It's a shame she didn't loose enough for the whole dress to drop to the floor. I hope you are able to get the award posted.

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  4. Whoops. Hate when that happens. Good thing the girls were in good shape for that photo opportunity.

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  5. ...and that's the last time he saw them...

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  6. Um, whoops? And why am I the only one thinking that is not a flattering look for her boobs? There is just something off about them.

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  7. Did you hear about the new I-boob? Apple has a music device that attaches to the ...you guessed it, the boobs.
    So when woman says a guy only looks at their boobs and never listens.......
    now he can listen.

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  8. Christine, yes they are in excellent shape. Plastic will make them firm.

    Moooooog, Rodney, dude, glad to have you stop by again. I thought you didn’t love me anymore. But give the guy a beak, it takes at least a week before she cuts him off.

    Special K, the only thing off about them is the top. Everthing else looks gooooddddd.

    CI Dude, and changing the tunes is fun too.

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  9. Gah! That is why I never wear anything strapless!

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  10. I thought they look rather natural - as in 'without silicone' natural. If she'd had the girls plumped a little that probably wouldn't have happened. *Sigh* wish I could get plumped a little...or a lot...

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  11. Olly, ah go ahead and make my day.

    Blueeyed, I thought so, too.

    Daffy, anything over a mouth or hand full is a waste anyway. Enjoy what you have. Or better yet, let me enjoy them for you. I mean what are friends for?

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  12. I can only hope my boobs look that good coming out of my dress.

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  13. Grizz, I hope so too...pics please.

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  14. As I am so fond of saying...
    "We'll here's lookin' up your old address!!"

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  15. On second thought... You know what would have been the creme-de-la-creme for this photograph? If one of the pigeons had made a deposit right between her... Well,you get the picture.

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