The Pasta Diet
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you
The "Pasta Diet" seems to be in order in my case - and I'm sure I'll keel over before those of other nationalities as well.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't the English - its the work load! We American's tend to be a wee bit uptight. Not me of course - I'm not uptight at all. I might tell ya to 'up yours' it, but I'm not uptight....
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely.
ReplyDeleteI was on 2 diets...I couldn't get enough to eat on one diet.
ReplyDeleteThink I'll give that pasta diet a try. Do you have to walk past? Or can you drive past, lol?
ReplyDeleteLL, we are Americans, that's what we do.
ReplyDeleteDaffy, uptight??!!?? Who in the hell is uptight? I'm not uptight. I don’t' stress out, dammit. I RELAX ALL THE TIME, DAMMIT, AND, AND, AND, AN-AHHHHHHH.
Julie, yep!
Dude, I admit I had a good laugh over this.
Ollie, driving doesn't count. No disiplin with that. You must walk, crawl or run by and head straight for the Waffle House.