Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio.
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm a Democrat,"
"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
And
"I'm here to confiscate your guns..."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas!
Please.oh please, let me know when they pass by- I'll be waiting, clinging to my guns and bible.
ReplyDeleteloki, where did you come from? Glad you stopped by and left a message, though. Went to your site, but you haven't commented in a couple of years, unless you have a new blog. If so, what is it? I would like to stop by and harrass...uh...visit you, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing too hard to think of something witty to add. Unless it had do with there not being a bumper sticker about abortion on there. I'm too tired to open that can of worms though. Hope you enjoyed your weekend!
ReplyDeleteDaffy, How 'bout:
ReplyDelete"Ross Perot is All Ears"