Mom Watched

My brother and I were out walking in the country one fine summer evening.

I said, "Hey Stephen, you see that grove of trees over there? Well, that's where I had sex for the first time.... we got it on while her mother stood there and watched over us!"

Stephen, being a bit shy and gay, was a little shocked to hear this: "Are you serious? Did her mother say anything?"

"Yeah...... Baaaaaaaaaah!"