You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others..
ATLANTA AIRPORT CONTROL TOWER -
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: “Roger Saudia Air 511.”
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Ya'll be careful now, ya hear? Oh! And tell Allah "hey" for us --"
Good one.
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ReplyDeleteSounds like proper procedure was followed there.
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