A husband is in his the back trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind, woman. Last night I wanted a piece of tail and you told me to go fly a kite."
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Yeah, I bet he was confused.
ReplyDeleteThen the woman laughed and said "You're right. I'm being silly. Why don't you come in for a beer while I blow you?"
ReplyDeleteTo damn funny! Sounds like my house
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteNow I have to go buy a kite.
Hmmm. Have you been talking to my husband?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Love it!
ReplyDeleteDude, I stay that way.
ReplyDeleteT Thorn, I like the way you think. There's nothing like a cold beer when one is confused.
Anonhymous, I'm sorry for you husband, or wife.
Ed, go for the tail, boy.
kys, yep, he sent me the picutre I used of you two.
Christiejolu, that will give you more room in your pants, I bet.
I really don't know where you find this stuff, but it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat's cute, the picture is even cuter!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaaha. Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteha i get go fly a kite or go kick rocks at the bar
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