I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
ha ha ha haaa
ReplyDeleteThis is so FUNNY!
Great post... and then!!! What did you do?
Oh- don't tell me! LOL
:) :)
Dulce, there might have been some changing of skivvies. That much gas leaves 'skid marks' - or is that TMI.
ReplyDeleteThat's really a good one!
ReplyDeleteIf you wanna' get me to stop drinking, use the words Maxine and Pub in the same sentence.
ReplyDeleteOh that's just too funny!
ReplyDeleteI stumbled on your blog from other blogs I lurk, holy crap THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are too much. That's what happens to you when you get older.
ReplyDelete...all in a day's work...
ReplyDeleteOh goodness.
ReplyDeleteLOL, that's what we love about Maxine.......
ReplyDeleteheehee thanks for the laugh!
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