Two good ole boys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So, they stopped the truck and he went behind some bushes.
When he returned to the truck, the other guy remarked, "That was fast!"
"Well, I need to take a shit but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with," he replied.
The other explained, "All you have to do is use a dollar to wipe your ass."
"Good idea," he said, as he headed back to the bushes.
A short while later, he returned to the truck with a really upset look on his face and wiping his hands on his jeans. He said, "That was a terrible idea.”
“Why?” asked the driver.
“I not only got shit all over my hands, but now I've got three quarters, two dimes and a nickel stuck up my ass!"
What??? Them rednecks don't know to pull down on the lever to get change back?? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteNow that totally made me laugh!! LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteThat was a fuuny one!
ReplyDeleteshould'a used Iraqi money...that's all it's good for. wiping your ass.
ReplyDeleteYou are so bad.
ReplyDeleteFirst laugh I have had today!!!
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