Three Hillbillies

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch a talkin'.

Clem: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner."

Doodle: "Why is that stupid?"

Clem: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

Doodle: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

Clem: "Why is that so stupid?"

Doodle: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

Possum John: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the oter day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."

Clem and Doodle: "Well what's so dumb about that?"

Possum John: "She ain't got no pecker!"
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