It seems that the second generation apple doesn’t fall far from the original tree.
Bug, J-Man and I went to lunch at a local wings eatery today where our waitress was a very cute young lady. And she certainly was able to fill out a pair of jeans.
As she walked away from our table, J-Man leaned over toward me and said in a low voice, “Paw Paw, she has a nice turd cutter.”
I was about to swallow some juice bit of wing and got choked. I was coughing into my napkin, trying to suck in some air and laugh at the same time.
He’s my boy!
(Don’t read this Marni. He gets it naturally between me and his dad.)
Oh Geez. I've never heard that one before. :)
ReplyDeleteThat is awful! You can't see him any more... :)
ReplyDelete(And my word verification? NASTE! How appropriate!)
Now that's just to young to start being an "old salt".
ReplyDeleteMiss Em
OMG ... did you teach him that? You shameless Coffey Pot ;)
ReplyDeleteTurd cutter!!! Never heard that one, and I thought I'd heard everything. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteThat boy will make a fine sailor someday.
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