Sunday, August 22, 2010

Religious Truths



During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.

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2 comments:

  1. Bahaha you always make me laugh.

    Oh Scientific Notation! you rock my world!

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  2. ROFLMAO - you are way too funny.

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