The falling cow appeals to the farm girl in me. Cows really are dumb enough to walk off the edge of a cliff. We've bred the brains right out of them. Which makes them a perfect "food crop" : )
As always you've collected my first smile of the day!! Although the sign about giving unattended children away to the circus certainly does bring up some serious questions about my childhood!!
The espresso and puppy sign cracked me up. Need to get one of those for our restaurant.
ReplyDeleteThe falling cow appeals to the farm girl in me. Cows really are dumb enough to walk off the edge of a cliff. We've bred the brains right out of them. Which makes them a perfect "food crop" : )
ReplyDeleteI have a shepherd that can beat that time by half, but I would totally post that sign to give robbers a false sense of security.
ReplyDeleteFake orgasm, hah hah. What's that?
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a raging heart on....
ReplyDeletethese are so funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy Puffy Heart Day :)
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Great ones, Coffey! I especially like the fart in the woods. Farts are funny. I know, I'm 12. LOL
ReplyDeleteI think that trespassing sign is from AZ!
ReplyDeleteAs always you've collected my first smile of the day!! Although the sign about giving unattended children away to the circus certainly does bring up some serious questions about my childhood!!
ReplyDeleteWe collect signs...I totally want the falling cow one. That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCan't believe they had to put the one at the urinal!
ReplyDeletethese are all really good.
ReplyDeleteOf course I love the ones about kids!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Those are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the drink special!
ReplyDelete*gag* at the Drinkable urinal!