There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the Shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the Shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
Bwhahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteI usually use the "Sorry I'm Catholic" line (for some reason they don't try it on with Papists but Protestants are fair game!)
Pax
Good one.My brother-in-law has a great sign on his fence.No Sollisiting,No Witnessing No Kidding,God be with you.
ReplyDeleteHa. I believe it. I just got bothered by one in my patrol car today while I was writing a report. Now...talk about awkward. The popo couldn't even be mean or scare them away or say no...
ReplyDeleteUgh. I hate it when I have to be nice.