All you need to know about Government Bureaucracy
Lord's prayer..............................................................66 words.
Archimedes' Principle................................................67 words.
10 Commandments…................................................179 words.
Gettysburg address: .................................................286 words.
Declaration of Independence: …...............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with 27 Amendments …..................7,818 words.
US Government regulations on sale of cabbage……..26,911 words.
Ha. Typical. And I like cabbage. What the hell?
ReplyDeleteAnd just imagine the health bill......that no one read before they signed it.
ReplyDeleteThat puts a bad taste worse than boiled cabbage in my mouth!
ReplyDeleteYou are so clever! This is at once hilarious and very telling of the importance of cabbage in our diets.
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
ReplyDeleteAND CABBAGE?
Geez.
Happy Independence Day!
ReplyDeleteI posted all 1300 words of the Declaration of Indepence on my blog today...blogger doesn't offer enough space to post about cabbage!
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we hold these truths to be self-evident, that government writers really are terribly diffuse
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