Monday, August 01, 2011

The Wisdom of Football Coaches















Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble THIS football"
John Heisman
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"Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant / Alabama
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"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat that costs money and we don't have any."
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern
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"After you retire, there's only one big event left and I ain't ready for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
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"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
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"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath / Alabama
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"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
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"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!"
Bear Bryant / Alabama
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"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
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"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Woody Hayes / Ohio State
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"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney / Nebraska
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"In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts / Georgia
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"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."
Paul Dietzel / LSU
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"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
Bear Bryant / Alabama
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When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.
"No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
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"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring give us the ball near the goal line."
Matty Bell / SMU
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"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
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"I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa
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"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
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"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
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"Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."
Shug Jordan / Auburn
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"They cut us up like boarding house pie and that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas
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"They whipped us like a tied up goat."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
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"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State
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"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
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"Football is NOT a contact sport - it is a collision sport.
Dancing IS a contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
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After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team: "All those who need showers - take them."
John McKay / USC
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"If lessons are learned in defeat our team is getting a great education."
Murray Warmath / Minnesota
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"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
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"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
Darrell Royal / Texas
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"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC
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"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad ."
Darrell Royal / University of Texas
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"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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“I want commitment.  Commitment! Not a Kamikaze Pilot with 47 missions.”
Lou Holtz / Notre Dame

4 comments:

  1. What? You couldn't find a great post from the best football coach ever, Tony Dungy?

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  2. Rita, those quotes are from college coaches, but Tony is one of my favorite coaches in the NFL. He is a class act.

    Two of his quotes are:
    “No excuses. No Explanations.” Simply take the responsibility and correct as needed. Great advice!
    “I need to treat everybody fairly, but fair doesn’t mean equal.” People are different with different motivators, so they have to be treated according to their requirements, but still show the respect a human deserves.

    That is why I like Tony.

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  3. For whatever reason, I wish there was someone who could say something like this to me every single morning of my life...

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  4. Dungy and Manning have turned Indiana from a basketball state to a football state. You should see all of the improvements going on downtown Indianapolis preparing for the Super Bowl. We had so many volunteers to help with the visitors they turned them away in droves.

    Now if we can only get the Colts to win the Super Bowl again in OUR HOME TOWN!!!

    OT, the Word Verification I got was my user ID in nearly every place I have ever worked. Kind of creeping me out. ;)

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