Last night I emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when Judy complained, assss usssuallll, 'I have a headache!’
'Perfect,' I said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
Now I have a headache from the left hook.
well what you expect?they get us comming and going.
ReplyDeleteGreat. Now I've got to change my underwear. I thought at 27, you could still control your bladder while laughing so hard until you can't breathe. :)
ReplyDeleteFor those who hate wordy fuckers like me: This shit's funny!
Oh Coffeypot, How can I not love you?
ReplyDeleteAnd the first two comments are great.
Love,
Lola