The other day I was talking with an old pal and a question came up.
Let me explain.
"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" My pal asked.
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" My pal asked.
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
70 and he gets a hard on at all? So, if he can turn it to face himself....and since he's old, he's probably bent over....I'm seeing some advantages here....
ReplyDeletewhew. I was afraid I actually published what I was typing before....and....oh....nevermind
ReplyDeletevery cute! Tell Judy way to go for me!!
ReplyDeleteBeau's Mom, You're naughty. I like that.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie Junebug
Good stuff! Came over from Little Dreamer's blog, after a google image search for "dutch oven" (go figure, huh?).
ReplyDeleteOne of my gay girlfriends posed the question, when a man is hard, can you break his dick if you point it to the ground?
ReplyDeleteI had to try it out for myself with my sweetie...
and the answer was,
OUCH!