Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Atlanta, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes! How can I help you."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds”
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "Well then, we'd like to use this store for our wedding present’s list..."
What? No request for condoms? I see an unwanted pregnancy in their future.
ReplyDeleteHaha! and Beau's Mom...funny.
ReplyDeleteYou are a sick man!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHA :D
ReplyDeleteU rite gud for an old geezer.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I'm not concerned about an unwanted pregnancy without condoms, but what about STDs? I'm blogging again and open to the public. I think you might have to join me again to get me back in your reader. Come back to me, please! Lola is returning also.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Too Funny!
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