Sunday, July 29, 2012

A Great American Cowpoke














Cowpoke: “Give me three packet of condoms, please.”

Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

Cowpoke” “Nah – She ain’t that ugly.”

7 comments:

  1. Oh, Coffey. Oh, dear. That's nasty.

    Love,
    Janie, who likes it nasty

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  2. Hey. There's something about the tax/tacks too. Can't remember.

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  3. That reminds me of the old 'coyote ugly' joke..

    It's a one bagger if she/he's ugly,
    It's a two bagger if she'he's REALLY ugly,
    And then there's coyote ugly...
    Where you'd sooner gnaw off your own arm than wake them up getting out of bed.

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  4. Nasty is a good thing

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  5. Perfect! The double-baggers are the worst! I think that's what they made beer for.

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