Jeff Foxworthy posted on his Facebook page:
“Daytona 500 is like the Redneck Super Bowl. One hour on the infield and I have enough material for the rest of the year. “
You Might Be A Redneck if:
-You’ve painted NASCAR sponsors on your riding mover.
-You've send fan mail to the car, not the driver.
-You remember the entire NASCAR schedule, but can't remember your wife's birthday.
-You think the NASDAQ 400 is a stock car race.
-Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.
-You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you like looking at the pictures.
-You can knock out all your Christmas shopping at the NASCAR souvenir stand.
-You've ever written a NASCAR driver's name on a presidential ballot.
-You’ve offered a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Fan Club card as ID.
And of finally,
-You think the last four words of the National Anthem are,
-You’ve painted NASCAR sponsors on your riding mover.
-You've send fan mail to the car, not the driver.
-You remember the entire NASCAR schedule, but can't remember your wife's birthday.
-You think the NASDAQ 400 is a stock car race.
-Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.
-You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you like looking at the pictures.
-You can knock out all your Christmas shopping at the NASCAR souvenir stand.
-You've ever written a NASCAR driver's name on a presidential ballot.
-You’ve offered a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Fan Club card as ID.
And of finally,
-You think the last four words of the National Anthem are,
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Some of those are WAY too close to the truth... Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteNow if we could just get Danica Patrick back in the kitchen where she belongs.
ReplyDeleteOld NFO, you mean you DON'T have a framed picture of Dale Earnhardt hanging over your bed? COMMUNIST!
ReplyDeleteLJ, I don't think Danica even knows where the kitchen is. But she knows where the bedroom is.
Dood!
ReplyDeleteI work in the Richmond office now...
Half the place emptied out by lunchtime Thursday.
I asked an engineer from California where everyone had gone. He said, "It's the redneck high holy day. First day of Daytona qualification runs."
I had no response.
Jeff Foxworthy is da bomb! May I say, that one of my cop friends takes him hunting often and he is a very nice, true down to earth funny normal person! And he loves guns!
ReplyDeleteAck! I love Danica Patrick and she is hot!
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