Extream you say? Funny I say!

Hey, Room Service!  I’ll have a burger and beer… and a piss pot.

This Sequester Bridge really sux...

"He dropped the condom? Typical!" she thought.

"I swear I heard a bear, boss..."

"I just saw a bird thisss big."

You can come home, now.  Obama resigned!

 "I LOVE YOU, EARTH. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU"

I'm gonna ride this salmon to the top if it kills me.

"But there was a rock beneath us a few minutes ago."

"OOPS!  AHHHHHHH"

The designer of this bridge must have been a Dentist in England.

"Those damn bears won't bother us tonight, by god."

Mom... MOOOMMMM.  Billy won't let me play with him.  Said wait here."

"That the left fork, you said. It's a short cut, you said..."

"Push me? Well kiss my assssssss"

12 foot jump, 10 foot rope, yea that will... BOING

"Why do we have a rope tied to our hair?"

Stupid move in 3, 2. 1...

"Go there they said. You will love the view they said.
HELLLPPPP"

"Come on, dude.  Give me a hand. It's not slippery and I have to pee."

Surfing... Antarctica style.

"Come on, get that look of horror off your face and smile.
Huh? What cracking noise?"

See?