Q: What's the difference between a
man and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a man?
A: Around.
Q: What does a penis and an ego have in common?
A: All men have one!
Q: What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A: A power failure.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
Q: When would you want a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Q: What do you call a man with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
Q: Why don't women blink during sex?
A: There isn't enough time.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
A: They never stop to ask directions!
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a man?
A: Around.
Q: What does a penis and an ego have in common?
A: All men have one!
Q: What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A: A power failure.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
Q: When would you want a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Q: What do you call a man with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
Q: Why don't women blink during sex?
A: There isn't enough time.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
A: They never stop to ask directions!
Oh Coffey! How I have missed you!
ReplyDelete<3 "Lil Dreamer"
I have missed you too. Glad you are still alive. Where ya been?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it nice to have Lil Dreamer again? I had no idea she had a name.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
It is Janie. But her blog is down so I guess she has moved on to bigger and better things. I do miss her writings, though.
ReplyDeleteGeee. I could be gone forever and no one would miss ME. *sniff*
ReplyDeleteBullshit, L.J. You would have a search party out after you.
ReplyDeleteWe'd take our dogs and our guns to search for Dana. tee-hee
ReplyDeleteAs if I have a gun, and the only thing my dogs would search for is a biscuit.
Love again,
Janie
Oh, Lotta, Here you are!
ReplyDeleteI've been looking all over for you...
Was lotta lost?
ReplyDeleteFunny!
Ed... you caught us! Damn!
ReplyDeleteLinda, nah, she was just being jealous because a long lost blogger commented and I was glad to see her.
Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteWhy did it take me so long to find your blog? I'm a guy, I don't ask for directions, I tend to trip over things and say "Ah, here it is!"
Great stuff, I have you linked at my place so I won't forget.