Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No! 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s
sex?
A: Childbirth!
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel
during labor, but pressure. Is she
right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an
air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “Alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have t have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Love the comic hahhaah!
ReplyDeleteSo people NOT on welfare still have kids?
ReplyDeleteLove the cartoon!
ReplyDeleteThe one about the baby shower got me. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love babies. They're new and beautiful and no one has had a chance to mess them up yet. They do it themselves when they poop.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Heh, sent this to the daughter that just delivered... :-)
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Old NFO. I hope she get a chuckle out of them and is this your first grand-bambino?
ReplyDeleteQ: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
ReplyDeleteA: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
I snorted for sure on that one.
I'm still waiting on the wife to feel normal again. Looks like I've got a few more years. College is a ways away. Nice.
ReplyDeleteHAR!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUnforunately, this is SO true!!!!
~shoes~