Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new golf bag !
I could wear the golf bag
ReplyDeleteSmells like a new car too... :-)
ReplyDeleteNow, that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but after WEARING that leather all day, she'd smell like an explosion at the fish factory.
ReplyDeletePam, you would just like to be felt up while we are going through all the pockets.
ReplyDeleteOldNFO, or a new truck.
Linda, glad you got a chuckle.
LJ, sardines in a leather package, huh?
Shut up. You are hilarious...can't wear leather in Maui...wouldn't be a good thing...
ReplyDeleteUh, um, I laughed at your post. That was funny! Now I am stifling at giggle at Little Joy. An explosion at the fish factory?! Sardine in a can? OMG!
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