Tuesday, October 28, 2014

AIRPORT FULL BODY SCANS



CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered
   
0
Transvestites

133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

I thought you should to know.

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6 comments:

  1. JessTue Oct 28, 06:26:00 PM

    What bothers me most is the amount of tax dollars spent to determine how many politicians have no balls. I could have told them, and I would have saved them money.

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  2. LindaTue Oct 28, 07:49:00 PM

    LOL

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  3. Old NFOWed Oct 29, 07:41:00 PM

    Heh... Good one!

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  4. Momma FargoThu Oct 30, 01:53:00 PM

    Ha. Fo sho.

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  5. lotta joySun Nov 02, 01:24:00 PM

    It easier to spot the above list with common sense and an eye for detail. No full body scan needed.

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  6. Furry BottomsMon Nov 03, 05:46:00 PM

    VERY illuminating. Excellent public service announcement.

    I went through the full body XRAY for the first time last summer. I was startled, because I can NEVER EVER go through the security platform at the airport without setting it off. I ALWAYS set off the alarm. But with the XRAY, not even a peep. I was shocked. My skeletons remain in the closet for now!

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