One of the things about
retirement is the extra time one has to just think, which leads to questions.
So, I am 72 years old
and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I still haven't found
out who let the Dogs Out...
Where's the beef...
How to get to Sesame
Street...
Why Dora doesn't just
use Google Maps...
Why do all flavors of
fruit loops taste exactly the same…
How many licks does it take
to get to the center of a tootsie pop...
Why eggs are packaged in
a flimsy paper carton, or light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough
as nails…
Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of
scissors...
Why is there Braille on drive up ATM's...
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word…
Why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-
Washing liquid
is made with real lemons...
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going...
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune...
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...
Just what is Victoria's secret, anyway?...
What would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite
into it it falls apart...
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?...
Do you really think I am this witty??...
I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's
girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an
old class mate's mail man...
I know… I need to get a life.
Those are all mysterious and perplexing questions.
ReplyDeleteLove some of these :)
ReplyDeleteLL, I didn't mean to make your life more complicated by adding mystery to it. Not worry. If I come up any answers, I'll let you know.
ReplyDeleteJ & M, feel free to pass them on. Someone might even have answers to sooth my worried brow.
Same age, but don't care anymore.
ReplyDeleteWSF, these will give you something to think about when, God forbid, you are snowbound on some highway out there.
ReplyDeleteYou storied to me!!!! You said I didn't need to come by this address because you no longer post here --- I AM SO HAPPY to see that is not the case. I came here to ask you to start posting again, and look -- you already did?
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr Coffeypot, for your kind, kind words over the years, and still. :)
Big hugs.
Jamie
PS....
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
Loved this post.
:)
J.
Jamkie, sometimes I overcome my procrastination and slap up a few words. I'll do it again someday.
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ReplyDeleteHey there Mr Coffeypot ----
ReplyDeletetime to come up with another witty and entertaining post.
Hugs, friend.
J.