Yep! That’s me! Tomorrow (Saturday) I start my three weekend tour as Santa at the Pet Smart. I’ll be in ...

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short...

Again, I stole this from Bob at Nobody's Corner . The dude has some great stuff.  Check him out and start following him.  That's a...

SPECIAL POEM FOR OLDER FOLKS A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart...

             Headstone of Robert Frank Morgan                         Helena City Cemetery                              Helena, Montana (c...

And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and alaxative on the same night. 

                              TA DAH!!!            (wild clapping; cheering; whistling) I'm back. Last Saturday I made myself disap...

Tonight, my grandkids and I were sitting in the living room talking. I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependen...

                       (Celebrity Century) See the salty lady above? I will be climbing into her like an old lover on Monday afternoon. ...

Something fun for a Thursday.

Considering some Man Area Styling?  May I Suggest: 5 GOOD REASONS I AM GLAD I AM NOT A PENIS 1. You're bald your whole life. 2. Yo...

My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. A...

(Hero's Rufus on the left and Target At Ease) These two dogs saved about 50 troops from certain death when they attacked a terrorist ...

Last Monday I learned you some Redneck Etiquette.  I'm a gonna do some more today.  Iffin you seed any of these afore, it's my way...

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5...

"HEY KIDS…WHAT TIME IS IT???" "IT’S NUDE BLOGGING TIME, BEAVER JOHN!!!!!!" Yep! That's right, kids.  Here I am...

 Thank you, peeps, for all you have said and done for the veterans out there. Whether they be part of your family, or friends, or people yo...

This is not a typical Veterans Day post.  Y'all know I love and respect the dudes and dudetts who served and are serving, but this puts ...