Q. What's the Cuban
National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does
an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
A. A different bar.
Q. What did
the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do
you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't
there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do
Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the
difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q. How do you
get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. Why
doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
You are so bad! And that's why I love you!
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ReplyDelete[in your best 'Lucky Charms' accent]
Little 12-year-old Irish boy runs up to his da: "Da, Da! can I have five bucks to go downtown & buy a Guinea Pig?"
Father replies: "ah, me-boy... here's 10 dollars... why don't you go down & find yourself a nice Irish girl..."
Let's just be open minded about jokes like these, even if it got to the topic of religion. That's why they're called jokes, because they're not completely true right? We here are all laughing because of those jokes, those were hilariously entertaining. We know there's a lot more where that came from so we're going to stay tuned.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha
ReplyDeleteYou're killing me.
Let me see if I can go one better...
Suz, what's not to love...6'4", 220lbs of kicky bate...
ReplyDeleterussell, great one. I even posted it on my Facebook page. Thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime.
Texas, what do I need with TX driver education?
MSgt B, thanks...coming from a master. You do it on a daily bases.
Hill Country Tex, where did you go. He had a cool blog and before I could join up he disappeared. Come back, dude.