Christmas Carrols For The Psychotically Challenged!

Schizo:  “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

Narcissistic:  “Hark!  The Herald Angles Sing About Me!”

Paranoid:  “Santa Clause Is Coming To Get Me!”

Mania:  “Deck The Halls & Walls & House & Lawns & Street & Office & Kitchen & Cars & Buses & Trees & Fire Hydrants & …”

Multiple:  “We Three Queens Disoriented Are…”

Passive-Aggressive:  “One The First Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me And Then Took It Away!”

Amnesia:  “I Don’t know If I’ll Be Home For Christmas!”

Borderline Personality Disorder:  “Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire!”

Full Personality Disorder:  “You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why!”

OCD:  “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…”

Agoraphobia:  “I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House!”

Senile Dementia:  “Walking In A Winter Wonderland Miles From My Home In My Slippers And Robe!”

Oppositional Defiant Disorder:  “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause So I Burned Down The House!”

Social Anxiety Disorder:  “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here And Hyperventilate!”