Schizo: “Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Narcissistic: “Hark! The Herald Angles Sing About Me!”
Paranoid: “Santa Clause Is Coming To Get Me!”
Mania: “Deck The Halls & Walls & House &
Lawns & Street & Office & Kitchen & Cars & Buses &
Trees & Fire Hydrants & …”
Multiple: “We Three Queens Disoriented Are…”
Passive-Aggressive: “One The First Day Of Christmas My True Love
Gave To Me And Then Took It Away!”
Amnesia: “I Don’t know If I’ll Be Home For Christmas!”
Borderline
Personality Disorder: “Thoughts Of
Roasting On An Open Fire!”
Full Personality
Disorder:
“You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m
Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why!”
OCD: “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells…”
Agoraphobia: “I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day But Wouldn’t
Leave My House!”
Senile Dementia:
“Walking In A Winter Wonderland Miles From My Home
In My Slippers And Robe!”
Oppositional
Defiant Disorder: “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause So I Burned
Down The House!”
Social Anxiety Disorder: “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here And Hyperventilate!”
I wasn't listed. I have no idea what the title would be, but it goes like this:
ReplyDelete"I REFUSE to enjoy it and you can't make me."
Oh damn, that one is GREAT! :-)I'm stealing this one!!!
ReplyDeleteLJ, Cranky Bitch comes to mind. Like mine is Cranky Bastard. I hate this time of year.
ReplyDeleteOld NFO, help yourself.