Wednesday, April 20, 2011

She Just Had To Ask...And I Cannot Tell A Lie



Judy asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling.   With all the others, I was awake."

When am I gonna learn that truth and honesty NEVER, EVER works.
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15 comments:

  1. myevil3yearoldWed Apr 20, 08:31:00 PM

    funny ... unless you are Judy

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  2. J-TonyWed Apr 20, 08:59:00 PM

    Ain't that the truth.

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  3. WrexieWed Apr 20, 09:19:00 PM

    CP... you are a mess! hahaha

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  4. ~Thought's By Dena~/ JDs Gift ShackWed Apr 20, 10:18:00 PM

    OOOOOPS!!!!

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  5. Mike GolchWed Apr 20, 10:42:00 PM

    Stuff Happens,and Happens and Happens.

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  6. MattyThu Apr 21, 05:42:00 AM

    OUCH.....who said honesty was the best policy anyways?

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  7. UnknownThu Apr 21, 08:02:00 AM

    Don't you remember reading 'Highlights for Children'...Goofus and Gallant?

    Check this site out http://www.cracked.com/funny-5498-goofus-gallant/

    Um...nice job, Goofus!
    (still love ya!)
    ~AM

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  8. MalaThu Apr 21, 08:56:00 AM

    Hahahahahahaha!

    And OMG, what happened to that guy? OOOph!

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  9. dcThu Apr 21, 01:13:00 PM

    You always make me smile, if not laught right out loud!

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  10. MrsBlogAlotThu Apr 21, 03:26:00 PM

    HAAAAA!! I guess all those insurance premiums will finally pay off.

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  11. anonThu Apr 21, 04:49:00 PM

    Sometimes I'm surprised you're still alive.

    But I'm always glad you are : )

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  12. The ReckmonsterThu Apr 21, 05:35:00 PM

    Ahhhhh, Coffey...you are the epitome of a man who does not know the difference between "total honesty" and "i-like-to-keep-my-ballsack-intact total honesty." HAHAHAHA!You crack me up!

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  13. The ReckmonsterThu Apr 21, 05:36:00 PM

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  14. SandraThu Apr 21, 10:55:00 PM

    Never a dull moment for Judy! You da man!
    I read in the other post that your PC is feeling under the weather. Hope he, and I say he because a 'she' wouldn't get sick! HUA!, feels better soon! Kisses baby!xoxoxo

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  15. gayleFri Apr 22, 09:12:00 PM

    So funny! I love Judy!

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