Great news, Peeps!
I didn’t win the record breaking Powerball last
night.
My life hasn’t changed; I’m still normal (or my
normal).
I still can’t afford to pay attention, but I will be
able to sleep without stress tonight, too.
Sadly, though, I will try again next time.
With all that money I will be able to afford
treatment for stress… while on my yacht in the Mediterranean.
Well...I didn't win either. I didn't buy a ticket. I have no yacht nor other word that gets stuck in my throat because it's too snotty.
ReplyDeleteMF, I bet if you won six hundred million dollars in the Powerball you would be spitting out those snotty words right and left.
ReplyDeleteDon't know about a yacht but there is a Fairchild 24 in Trade A Plane that would find a new home.
ReplyDeleteI don't buy lottery tickets. I would never win. I've never won at anything.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
the best i ever did was a grand 30 some years ago nothing since
ReplyDeleteCoffey you've already hit the jackpot with Judy. You can't expect to strike gold twice in one lifetime!! ;)
ReplyDeleteRats...I was hoping it was you that won the lottery. I am not a fan of politicians.
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