Redneck Pick-Up Lines: 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is li...

(The painting is of my ship, USS Frank E. Evans DD754, heading to her last assignment - and death) For years I have been trying to come up w...

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes... Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, ...

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government under went a peaceful transition of power a few months ago. At fir...

Now is this cool or what? They should open one like this in America.

In honor of Dec. 7th, I am posting this copy of a letter I received from my friend and buddy, Clew of BluesClews who also takes care a some...

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT SAYS A GREAT DEAL... The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in ice hockey in 1874, and the first helme...

Dear Mr. Grim Reaper: So far this year you have taken away my favorite entertainer (Mic...

Two Post! One late yesterday and this one. Enjoy both! THE DIFFEREENCES BETWEEN THE NORTH AND THE SOUTH The North has Bloomingdale's, ...

Today was the second day of my Pet Smart Santa stint. It has been a little slow, but busy. Also Judy and the grandkids came to help out. ...

Today is the start of a busy week, if not month, for me. It started out Wednesday shopping for my milsupport dudes. They are getting a litt...

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. ATLANTA AIRPORT CONTROL ...

LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY (Not to be confused with the Duckalicious herself) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. ...

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf bal...

I saw this over at Kanani's place, The Kitchen Dispatch , and wanted you to see it, too. We need to see more things like this, and pass...

***WARNING - NOT FOR THE SQUIMISH*** Sometimes even cops are stupid (and NO this IS NOT CI Roller Dude - he turned down cycle patrol, I beli...

Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per mon...

If Achmed didn't make you crack a smile, maybe this one, thanks to my pal Laura, will put a smile on your face. It did mine. Well??? . ...

I stole this from KY Woman. I had to do it. It is so beautiful it will bring tears to you eyes. And it come from the heart of Achmed the Te...