Saturday, September 06, 2014

Actual Analogies Used By High School Students














(My Sentiments Exactly)


21 Actual Analogies Used By High School Students In English Essays

1. When she tried to sing, it sounded like a walrus giving birth to farm equipment.

2. Her eyes twinkled, like the mustache of a man with a old.

3. She was like a magnate: Attractive from the back, repulsive from the front.

4. The ballerina rose gracefully on point and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

5. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

6. She had him like a toenail stuck in a shag carpet.

7. The lamp just set there, like an inanimate object.

8. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

9. Her eyes were like the stars, not because they twinkle, but because they were so far apart.

10. His career was blowing up like a man with a broken metal detector walking an active minefield.

11. The sun was below the watery horizon, like a diabetic grandma easing into a warm salt bath.

12. From the attic came an unearthly howl.  The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes at a 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

13. It was as easy as taking candy from a diabetic man who no longer wishes to eat candy.

14. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes before is throws up.

15. Their love burned with the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection.

16. It’s basically an illusion and no different than if I were to imagine something else, like Batman riding a flying toaster.

17. If it was any colder, it would be like being in a place that’s a little colder than it is here.

18. Joy fills her heart like a silent but deadly fart fills a room with no windows.

19. The bird flew gracefully into the air like a man stepping on a landmine in zero gravity.

20. He felt confused.  As confused as a homeless man on house arrest.

21. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge – free ATM.

Boy, Peeps, I want to meet these characters.  I bet they would be a hoot to hang with, like watching a cripple with rubber crutches.



Tuesday, August 26, 2014

HELP

PEEPS... HELP

What happened to my Blogger List?
I can see them when I click on the update icon, but not on the home page.
There one minute, gone the next.
I have to know when you guys post.  It's a must.

HHEEELLLPPP!

Love, Me

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Earth - As God Sees It

























For all you Flat Earth people out there… bite me.

This was made from the International Space Station on July 21, 2003 showing the sun setting over the Pacific and a towering Thundercloud.

Thanks to my blogger pal over at The Feral Irishman – go here: (http://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/) who had it as his cover photo for a few days.  It is a cool site.  Go on.  Go see!

Monday, August 04, 2014

Israel Facts and Questions



















Israel is an amazing country – as well as the home of God’s chosen people.
Check out these facts:

Geography:
Israel is only 1/6 of 1% of the landmass of the Middle East.

Israel is roughly half the size of Lake Michigan.

The Sea of Galilee, at 695 ft. below sea level, is the lowest freshwater lake in the world.

The Dead Sea is the lowest surface point on earth, at about 1,373 feet below sea level.
  
Israel is the only nation in the world that entered the 21st century with a net gain in its number of trees.

Jericho is the oldest continuously inhabited town in the world.

The Mount of Olives in Jerusalem is the oldest, continually used cemetery in the world.

Demographics:
Israel's population is half the size of Metro New York City.

Israel has only 2% of the population of the Middle East.

Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees
per capita in the world.

Israel produces more scientific papers per capita than any
other nation in the world.

Israel has the highest number of scientists and technicians
per capita in the world.

Israel has the highest number of engineers per capita in the world.
 
Israel has the highest number of PhD's per capita in the world.

Israel has the highest number of physicians per capita in the world.

Israel has the largest percentage of its workforce employed
in technical professions in the world.

Israel is the largest immigrant-absorbing nation in
the world, per capita.

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where the
Christian population has grown over the last 50 years.

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where
Christians, Muslims and Jews are all free to vote.

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where women enjoy full political rights.

Economics:
Israel has the largest number of startup companies
per capita in the world.  

Israel is the world's largest wholesale diamond center, finally surpassing Antwerp in the 1970's.

Most of the cut & polished diamonds in the world come from Israel. 

Israel has the largest number of NASDAQ listed companies outside of the US and Canada.

Israel was the first country to have a free trade
agreement with the United States.
 
Apart from the Silicon Valley, Israel has the highest concentration of hi-tech companies in the world.

The cell phone was developed in Israel at Motorola's largest development center.

The Voice Mail technology was developed in Israel in the early 80's,

IBM chose an Israeli-designed computer chip as the brains for its first personal computers.

The first anti-virus software for computers was developed in Israel in 1979.

Most of the Windows NT and XP operating systems were developed in Israel by Microsoft.

Both the Pentium-4 and Centrino processors were entirely designed, developed and produced in Israel.

The Pentium MMX Chip technology was designed in Israel at Intel.

Israel has the highest number of home computers per capita in the world.

The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger and ICQ was developed in 1996 by four young Israelis.

Israel was the first Middle Eastern country to launch a satellite, the Ofek 1, on September 19, 1988.

Culture:
Hebrew is the only case of a dead national language being revived in all of world history.

Hebrew had not been spoken as a native tongue by anyone for centuries.

Today it is the native tongue of millions of people.

Israel has more museums per capita than any other nation in the world.

Israel has more orchestras per capita than any other nation in the world.

Israel publishes more books per capita than any other nation in the world.

Israel publishes more books translated from other languages than any other nation in the world.

Israel reads more books per capita than any other nation in the world.

The most independent and free Arabic press in the Middle East is in Israel.

Military/Security:
Israel has the largest fleet of F-16 aircraft outside of the US.

Israel has the world's most impenetrable airline security.

Israel spends more money per capita on its own protection than any country in the world.

Other:
Israel's dairy cows are the most productive dairy cows in the world.  They average 25,432 pounds of milk per cow per year, compared to just 18,747 pounds from American cows; 17,085 from Canadian cows; 13,778 from European Union cows; 10,207 from Australian cows; and 6,600 from Chinese cows.

Israel has more in-vitro fertilization per capita than anywhere in the world, and it's free.

Israelis, per capita, are the world's biggest consumers of fruits and vegetables.

Of the 175 UN Security Council resolutions passed before 1990, 97 were directed against Israel.

Of the 690 UN General Assembly resolutions voted on after 1990, 429 were directed against Israel. 

Questions:
With Israel being among our strongest, if not the only allies in the middle east, why does our Commander in Chief do everything in his power to undermine and destroy Israel?
What does the Muslim world offer?  How many PHD's do they have?  How many hospitals do they have?  How much freedom do they allow their people?  How are the Women’s Rights in Muslim society?  Can they freely vote?

I have not heard much from our "LIBERAL Left Media" about what good the Muslim's do for other people of the world.  Have you?

Also, Obama cut out funding for NASA and directed the head of NASA to show how the Muslims have contributed to society.  I have heard nothing from that directive.  Have you?

The only thing the Muslims have seemed to advance in 5,000 years is the ability to make explosives that are strapped to people and detonated where they can to the most damage.  Aren’t you proud of your people now, Barry?

Finally, the MSM, Kerry, and Obama are trying to vilify Israel when all Israel is doing is protecting itself and defending its borders (something Obama knows nothing about).  I know of no time that Israel has ever fired the first shot.  All they have done is retaliate when attacked.  Can you blame them?