Tuesday, December 12, 2006

True Friendship

This was sent to me by my old Navy buddy, Quatrmaster Chuck.

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like shitting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!!!!

9 comments:

Heidi the Hick said...

brilliant I say, brilliant!

Anonymous said...

how true they are!

her indoors said...

hey i am not anonymous its me her indoors!

SkippyMom said...

I am giving this to SkippyHusband for Christmas in lieu of a card....this is SO true and funny!

Hugs!

Pamela said...

I shared this with co-workers today.

we needed the laugh.

and yes... I do roll my eyes everytime I get one of those "friendship" poems. Especially when it tells me to passs it on to 12 bloggers in 30 seconds and a streaker will run across my screen and throw kisses, while granting me my greatest desire and a good nights sleep.

Jo said...

hey hun thanks for dropping by my blog just wanted to say I am back now, Great blog, good stuff.

her indoors said...

have you forgot we are waiting for a photo of you as santa!

SkippyMom said...

Seconding Her Indoors....picture, picture, picture....[this is me banging on the table] picture!!!

Life, or Something Like It said...

This is by far the best friendship poem that I have ever read! Thanks for the laugh!