This is alarming and scary stuff!
Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that’s right. FEMALE hormones!
Last month Montreal University scientist released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer men turn into women.
To test the theory 100 men each drank 10 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men –
1) Argued over nothing2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn‘t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down to pee.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Hell, if I drink 1 & ½ beers I get cranky and bitchy… and horny!