Coffeypot wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Coffeypot got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'
The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'
Coffeypot said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
Moral lesson: Don’t underestimate us old dudes. WE GOT WAYS!
ON THE OTHER HAND WE SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
MOST OF ALL, MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Double Trouble -
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