Wednesday, July 11, 2007

You Know You Are Old When

You know you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning with out having any fun the night before, and going to the doctor means you have to pay someone to look at you naked.

But with age comes skills. It's call "multi tasking." I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee at the same time.

And I have my hand in a cast. I banged it up the other night on the night stand when I woke up with an erection and my hand was asleep. I was trying to wake it up. You see, Sweet Tea is in New Jersey and has been for over two weeks, so I can't afford to loose any opportunities.

8 comments:

Pamela said...

s.s.s.n.n.n.ort.

her indoors said...

oh poor you, wait let me try and get this straight, you broke your hand because you had an erection?! now what i really want to know is did you tell them that at the ER?!

coffeypot said...

her indoors - No, I banged it up hitting the night stand trying to wake up my sleeping hand. Everything else was a waste. All of it was just a joke at my expense anyway. Well, most of it was anyway.

Beth said...

I can't stop laughing. Sorry for your pain ... but I'm glad you're making me giggle at your expense.

KLee said...

Man, that must've been on hellacious erection! You broke your hand in order to take care of business.

gawilli said...

I find myself multi-tasking every so often. I'm glad it has such a lofty name.

her indoors said...

hi coffeypot, sheffield and south yorkshire has recovered well, all water now gone, although hundreds of familes are unable to return home due to water damage to their propeties, repair to roads are now underway as a few collapsed. just feel sorry for all those who suffered, thanks for asking hope the hand is healing well x

DJ Andi said...

I have to agree with Beth. Sorry to laugh at your expense, but that sounds like something that would happen to me. Not the erection part because that's impossible, but that something like that would happen.

You crack me up. I can relate with the multi-tasking thing. Why is it that we can do all those gross things at the same time?