Okay! Here’s what’s going on. I will be leaving for Excelsior Springs, Mo, tomorrow morning for my Navy reunion. I am driving up with one of my old Navy buddies and his wife. They are the couple that Sweet Tea and I went on the cruise for their 50 wedding anniversary. They are two of the greatest people you could ever meet, and I am proud they call me a friend. But that’s not what this is about.
I will be gone until next Monday evening and I will not have a computer with me the whole time. What am I going to do? Withdrawal! Will I go into convulsions? Will I see little blog bugs crawling up my arms and legs? Will I have the police call to my room because of all the screaming? I don’t know what to do.
Asking you not to post anything for a week won’t work; nor will threatening to spank you till your butt glows red. Too many of you seem to want and look forward to that, and I don’t want to disappoint you and let you down again. So I am at a loss. I will be by myself, too, since Sweet Tea is in NJ for year-end closing and training on a new system FOR A MONTH.
I’m also worried about you, too. Where are you going to get your lewd and lascivious comments with me gone? Decency and class may come back into the blog world and I will be just another cast out. Damn, I can feel the rejection already.
Wait! Give me a chance. When I come back I’ll try not to say fuck and shit and goddamn and Democrat and other nasty words. I’ll try! I promise! I’ll say all those words to my sailor mates and maybe it will be all out of my system by the time I get back. Just wait.
Bye!
22 minutes ago
12 comments:
A Navy reunion? How fun! And without Sweet Tea? Whose gonna carry you back to the hotel when you've had a few too many beers and told a few too many stories?
And don't worry. Blogland has no chance of becoming respectable with me around.
Have a great time. We'll attempt to muddle along in your absense. But, we will miss you.
Someone needs to drag your ass into the 21st Century, Coffeypot. You should be taking your wi-fi ready laptop (preferably a MacBook) with you wherever you go. Wish I had one, myself. ;-)
there is also internet cafes
I'd be going through all kinds of withdraws if I had to go without the internets.
Have fun! And we'll "see" you when you get back.
How long! no way this is far too long to be without your humour, i will suffer!
but we will be waiting for the tales on your return, enjoy x
Have a great time. we'll keep your spot warm for you.
Dare I say he will miss blogger land more than the grandkids? They didn't even get a mention!!!!
Oh well... I'll tell them... Pawpaw is in t.r.o.u.b.l.e.
Hee hee
You'll just have to spend a few hours getting caught up when you come back!
Well I think you out to be good and primed after not commenting for so long. Look out!
LOL! Hope it was fun!
Yeah I go through withdrawal big time--AK--I might even be known to sneak off to an internet cafe int eh middle of the night.
Mary :-D
MST, we are talking Excelsior Springs, MO. The only thing going on in the middle of the night is the grass growing. I believe the hotel desk has its own wake-up call.
Post a Comment